how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
"Um, yeah, of course these leeks are organic"
"Of course my quaint little cottage in this gentrified neighborhood is built with fair trade wood"
"Crimson nirnroot? Of course you haven’t heard of it”
"Why would I have a funeral for that dead body in the background? The funeral industry of Skyrim is commercialized and insincere, her body will decay and return to Nirn just as nature intended"
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this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird
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